Monday, August 1, 2011

Sex Theme Park


Drink, gamble and shop in an Islamic country. Travel Genting ; ).
These past few days, my boo and I have been planning a not-so-quiet excursion to Genting Highlands (Malaysia's very own Sin City-slash-amusement theme park high above the typical panty sweating Malaysian heat). When I came across some pictures of an interesting place. 


Behold, Jeju Loveland - A sexual themed park on the Island of Love in...South Korea??


That's right baby, we Asians give you kinky time ya?


But bad grammar and even worse steryotypes aside, Jeju Loveland (제주러브랜드) (also known as Love Land) is an outdoor sculpture park focused on a theme of sex - running sex education films, and featuring 140 sculptures representing humans in various sexual positions. It also has other elements such as large phallus statues, stone labia, and hands-on exhibits such as a "masturbation-cycle." The park's website describes the location as "a place where love oriented art and eroticism meet."


Travel author Simon Winchester reported that there were people employed as "Icebreakers" until sometime in the late 1980's. Icebreakers were paid to help young, shy couples relax and become comfortable with the idea of sex with their new partner. They preformed lap dances and entertained in ways that would give couples ideas for their "act."


As if that weren't enough, path markers are shaped like wieners. Wieners with testicles. Signs that warn visitors they are fast approaching an exhibit are decorated with sexually explicit pictures replicating the upcoming statue but the really funny thing is they are done in a traditional clip-art kind of way. Think of the people on the signs of the women's room, yea, like that.


One particular signs depicts a pink featureless woman licking an equally featureless blue man's lollipop. Below the picture are the words, "Oh Good." Another sign illustrates the same blue and pink people, however this time one of them is on their hands and knees and the other is penetrating from behind. The sign's text says, "Oh, oops."


[Warning: do not scroll below the dotted line if you get giggly at the sight of people getting it ON]
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Spiderman obviously has terrible aim


Centaur and woman...Good god, what next, teen girl and werewolf?


I slipped...
One of the more innocent ones

Hello there, I can see that you're busy but...


8 footprints:

Resha said...

Hey there Clarissa! Glad to see a post from you :D Anyway, how'd you even come across something like that? :O I'd never thought that there'd be someplace like that... in any Asian place =x It seems... racist, I know, but that's the way it goes. >_> Anyway, thanks for the info! :D Haha, interesting post.

sully86 said...

kinky babeh!!

The Elephant's Child said...

Hi, Thanks for commenting at my place. I followed you home and am still smiling. Thanks for brightening my day. Love the signs. And the statues.

Mr sukahatiaku said...

Interesting.

Punk Chopsticks said...

@Resha: Ahahaha thanks! lol yeah, I was like wtf????? But apparently, the general rule goes: watch out for the quiet nerds 'cause it's always the silent ones who're the dirtiest LMAO

@Sully86: You're still reading this!@!!!!!! LOl yeah...haha, memang xD

@The elephant's child: Gosh I LOVE that name xD No problem, just spreading the love nd uh...yeah xD

@Mr sukahatiku: hahahah yeahhhhh.....mmng...xDD

:: - LoLLy - :: said...

Woww !! The view in the pictures are so attractive.. =P

Punk Chopsticks said...

@Lolly: LOL I know righttttt

The Tusk said...

The centaur would be Pan, he taught masturbation to the sheepherders of the day. The Greeks told the wildest stories. Try Daphnis and Chloe, or better yet there is a very old book called The Kiss, where Zephyr the wind blows up a womens skirt in one of the many poems of Love that this book treats you to.