Sometimes people ask me really mind bonging questions...
Like, if it's a shoe store, why do they call it Nose?
(Answer: Because they both run)
(You know...noses...and shoes)
(Oh, you do get it)
Take Nana for instance. She's one of the friendliest, nicest, sweetest bloggers I've met ever since I was just a wee naive blog girl (Oh come on, you know you are too! Friendly, nice and sweet I mean. Not the naive blog girl part. But you can be if you want...and have boobs.)
So Nana tagged me a few days ago and I am now compelled to answer 11 ridiculously theoretical questions. Why the heck not, right?
1. If you could ask God (or Santa Clause) one question, what would it be?
2. When did you start/stop believing in God/Santa Clause?
3. Why?
4. When was the last time you cried?
5. What was the stupidest thing you've ever said?
6. Do you think you're awesome?
7. Do you think your friend's would call you awesome?
8. Pick one word that describes you then pick the opposite. Does that word describe you as well?
9. You're stranded on a desert island. Name the one thing you'll bring.
10. The one person you'll bring.
11. Are you my friend? Do you want to be?
Like, if it's a shoe store, why do they call it Nose?
(Answer: Because they both run)
(You know...noses...and shoes)
(Oh, you do get it)
Take Nana for instance. She's one of the friendliest, nicest, sweetest bloggers I've met ever since I was just a wee naive blog girl (Oh come on, you know you are too! Friendly, nice and sweet I mean. Not the naive blog girl part. But you can be if you want...and have boobs.)
So Nana tagged me a few days ago and I am now compelled to answer 11 ridiculously theoretical questions. Why the heck not, right?
1. If someone held you at gun point, what would be your first thought?
"If I wet my pants, they will find me here. Dead. With pee in my trousers. *Must hold it in*"
2.And if they ask you 'Any last words?' What would it be?
Can I go to the toilet?
3. What animal do you think best represents you and why?
4. Is there any animal you wish you could keep as a pet?
Huh...either a Siberian wolf or a hedgehog. Sam has a hedgehog and I'm jealous as hell. I also wonder why he never named it Sonic.
5. Name one thing you vowed never to do but kept on doing anyway
Pick at my pimples. The shame.
6. Name me one blog you always visit because it's your favorite
Yours!!!
7. Did you manage to complete this year's resolution?
No. Hah!
8. Do you have a new year's resolution or are you just reusing old ones?
Recycle. It helps save the planet.
9.Have you ever met me? What's your first thought when you saw me?
I haven't lah, sayang. Somebody couldn't attend Nabpas xD
10. Do you act, sing or dance?
Yes. Not well.
11. What is your biggest fear ever?
Initially it used to be zombies but now I'm terrified of turning into Forever Alone Guy.
My turn to tag eleven people!!! (Muahahahaha...) I couldn't narrow my list down so I just chose the last few people who commented on this blog.
So if your name happens to be
- Vince (Because I love reading the hilarious crap you come up with)
- Joshua (Just another word to the nerd)
- Cal (Your awesome beard prompted me to put down your name)
- Anne (Let me climb into your attic)
- Matthew (You know you want to do this)
- April(Chickenzunited) (Draw lots of pretty pictures for me okay?)
- Kirsten (Elissiam) (Because we're online lesbian wives)
- Eric Lee (Because I never got the chance to meet you at Nabpas)
- Suresh (Just humor me please)
- Ben Ditty (I know it's not a poem but...)
- DWei (Because your blog never fails to make me laugh)
1. If you could ask God (or Santa Clause) one question, what would it be?
2. When did you start/stop believing in God/Santa Clause?
3. Why?
4. When was the last time you cried?
5. What was the stupidest thing you've ever said?
6. Do you think you're awesome?
7. Do you think your friend's would call you awesome?
8. Pick one word that describes you then pick the opposite. Does that word describe you as well?
9. You're stranded on a desert island. Name the one thing you'll bring.
10. The one person you'll bring.
11. Are you my friend? Do you want to be?
Go forth, my brethren.
12 footprints:
I wish our lesbian marriage wasn't restricted to the Internet. :( I will go forth and complete the quiz when I stop being a lazy twat.
hahas! you're hilarious in this post too. i think the name Nose leaves better impression actually
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Why must you do this to me lah? You know I'm going to come up with a bitch long piece of respond for each question and it'll be a nuisance to society when I go on blabbing about things.
p.s. Oh come on, question #6 is pretty much self-explanatory.
I knew your answers are gonna be super duper trooper fun!!! lol~
I enjoyed every single bit of it. haha. Yeah. sorry bout NAPBAS. that "somebody" had to work. lols~ Anyway, I'm going to answer your 11 question. Just because I think you're awesome. Here. Too lazy to make a post XD
1. If you could ask God (or Santa Clause) one question, what would it be?
Can you please make me pretty, rich, and happy with my loving husband who won't cheat, and is a good Muslim and have children who won't turn up spoilt? hehhe...
2. When did you start/stop believing in God/Santa Clause?
I still believe in God. But had never believed in Santa.
3. Why?
Bearded, overweight guy who ALWAYS wear red and sneak into houses through chimney? seriously? I bet I'm gonna get coal every year anyway~ hahaha
4. When was the last time you cried?
Yesterday. Watching some drama. muahahhaha. Can't help it. reminded of my friend who died of cancer.
5. What was the stupidest thing you've ever said?
I'm too smart to say anything stupid. :p
6. Do you think you're awesome?
Most definitely. There's no denying it.
7. Do you think your friend's would call you awesome?
They better do! Or else....
8. Pick one word that describes you then pick the opposite. Does that word describe you as well?
yes. I am full of contradiction. let's see.. ignorant and attentive, calm and havoc, lazy and hardworking, etc....
9. You're stranded on a desert island. Name the one thing you'll bring.
A kindle (that I will soon buy - when I have money) because I can load up a lot of reading materials there - to kill time.
10. The one person you'll bring.
You! I bet I won't get bored. Hmm or maybe I can find some hunk who can keep me 'busy' instead? lol~
11. Are you my friend? Do you want to be?
I consider you to be. We just really have to meet!!!
Oh yeah, on the note of nice, sweet and friendly, yes, I know :p
hahaha~ let's make Vince buy us dinner/lunch! XD
Mine's all done now Punk, thanks for including me in this, it's actually such a great idea. I love your answers too, they're so much better than mine haha! It's a shame I didn't see your comment system had changed before I blasted it in my blog, I'm so sorry!
I'm relieved not to be on the list. I can't remember the answers. I'm too old. However, if someone held me at gunpoint, I like to think my response would be as follows: "Go ahead. Make my day." Does that make sense? I think it's from a movie I've never seen, but the shooter would make my day by killing me so I don't have to do it myself. So there! And my children would be so pleased with their inheritance.
Love,
Lola
1. God, is the answer really 42? Because if it is, awesome, but either way I have a follow-up question: What's the fucking point?
2. Not sure that I ever really did. You can decide which you'd like to apply that toward.
3. Not enough vodka and Red Bull in the world to make me answer straight.
4. Honestly, today while doing dishes and replaying the end of Braveheart in my head. "They fought like warrior poets. They fought like Scotsmen. And won their freedom."
5. "Just put it on the credit card."
6. I prefer Awesomesauce.
7. No, they would call me nerd, and I'm okay with that.
8. Intelligent and lazy. Yes to both.
9. TARDIS
10. The Girl
11. Yes I hope so, and yes I always want to be so.
1. If you could ask God (or Santa Clause) one question, what would it be?
I wouldn't ask any questions, I'd just rock up to Santa and be like GIVE ME BACK MY COOKIES BITCH.
2. When did you start/stop believing in God/Santa Clause?
I still believe in Santa...what are you trying to say?! He exists and we will get married.
Also I don't think I've ever believed in God, he's a massive douchebag if he exists anyway.
3. Why?
You ask too many questions.
4. When was the last time you cried?
This morning watching Downton Abbey. I'm so gay.
5. What was the stupidest thing you've ever said?
I say many stupid things, each of which are stupider than the next.
6. Do you think you're awesome?
YEAHHHHHH FULLY AWESOME.
7. Do you think your friends would call you awesome?
I don't have any friends :(
8. Pick one word that describes you then pick the opposite. Does that word describe you as well?
SEXY. No.
9. You're stranded on a desert island. Name the one thing you'll bring.
A boat.
10. The one person you'll bring.
You for a night of hot sex.
11. Are you my friend? Do you want to be?
I want to be more than your friend baby.
Anybody reading this would think I am the sleaziest lesbian in the world. IT IS TRUE.
1. God, you really need to read my novel. It's about gnomes. Isn't the cover adorable?
2. Around six or seven.
3. I was never really a strong believer in Santa. Maybe my imagination's dull but the whole thing just seemed unlikely.
4. Sad song in the car.
5. Never ask a girl if they're on their period. Just DON'T do it.
6. Sometimes too much.
7. If they know what's good for them.
8. Cutesny. I don't think Ugserious describes me though.
9. A waffle iron. In case I come across waffles.
10. My girlfriend. Or George Takei. He has such interesting Facebook posts.
11. Of course :) It's a shame you don't live in the States anymore. Any plans to visit? :)
You deleted my comment. I put a lot into that.
Whoa, I didn't even realize I was tagged in this. Time to answer some questions:
1. Could you make a rock so heavy that even you couldn't pick it up?
2. Long ago.
3. Contradictory evidence seen in practice and beliefs.
4. Not telling. :X
5. Too many to name.
6. Of course (not).
7. Maybe?
8. I'm always a derp, no exceptions.
9. A gold medal.
10. Micheal Phelps. (Ride on his back, put the medal in front of him and away we go!)
11. Sure why not. :)
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